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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever, A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there, Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.